Printer Buff Gifts

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Shellfie

"Here's the parking lot."

Tina Turner

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

The First Printed Bible

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Hoxton map.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Family Portrait Abuse.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'