Tell me about being a right-wing conservative. Is it about bow ties? Values. It's about bedrock, unwavering principles. ooh. That is awesome. What values? Depends. Unwavering and flexible. Even better.
Principle Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors a principle philosopher or appeals to a creative intellect? Our collection features clever and inspiring products perfect for those who love to ponder life's big questions, challenge ideas, or enjoy meaningful insights with a touch of humor. Whether it’s for a fellow thinker, an academic, or someone passionate about philosophy, these items make a memorable gift that celebrates curiosity and wisdom.
Ethics exam cheater.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
Thinking Gears
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Humans...What is their purpose?
Ban on Free Speech
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
Historical memory is on life support.
The Googler
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
Jean-Paul Sartre
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
Voltaire
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
What's normal?
Principle Philosopher Gifts Collection
Principle Philosopher Mugs
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Principle Philosopher Pillows
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Principle Philosopher Prints
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Principle Philosopher T-Shirts
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