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The man who discovered smoke

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Cave Painter

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Early art critic

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

An Early Power Point Presentation.

Voila! Matter into energy!

Before the Domestication of Cows

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'