
"I wish I had his I.Q.!"
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"I wish I had his I.Q.!"
"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."
'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'
"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."
Herding lava back to the fire pit.
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana
"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"
"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."
Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.
Great Moments in Culinary History.
"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."
The Birth of Free Market Economics. I wish I had a rock. I wish I had a stick. (Published originally on August 8, 2005.)
"Now do you believe me?"
"I think we should get a dog."
"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"
Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'
'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'
"Do you think we could domesticate them?"
"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."
Early 3D home entertainment systems.
"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"
'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'
'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'
A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.
'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'
"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."
True, it's a fixer-upper.
Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.
"Honey, I'm homo erectus."
"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"
'It doesn't get any better than this!'
'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'
'Wheel? Who needs a wheel! What we need is a COMB!'
"Did you just say ROLL ON the long summer evenings?"
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