Prime Day Shopper Pillows

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

Last-Minute Gifts

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Television and Christmas Sales

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Christmas is Around the corner,

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."