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'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

St Bernard Toilet Holder