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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'We're in a hurry.'

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Need tickets.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Scare Doe

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

No Loitering

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

"Weather looks good, except I'm a little concerned about that low system coming from the east."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Cactus with Tap