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The Grim Reaper

Scale of Ambition/Length of Lockdown

'Despite what you've heard, we don't always land on our feet.'

Unlucky castaway.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Emergency Phone.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Scouts made this for me

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.