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Desert Island BBQ

The Grim Reaper

Scale of Ambition/Length of Lockdown

'Despite what you've heard, we don't always land on our feet.'

Unlucky castaway.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Scouts made this for me

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.