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'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

"The meeting will come to order."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Moving in

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Balanced Diet"

Newton's cradle

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Snakecharming.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Mountain climber error.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."