Pride And Prejudice Admirer Pillows

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Little help?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

How about going easy on the carbs

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Czarcasm

"Hugh fans!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Can't Touch This

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."