Pride And Prejudice Admirer Gifts

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Little help?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

How about going easy on the carbs

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Hugh fans!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Can't Touch This

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"A haand gel...!?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."