Prickly Personality Admirer Pillows

"What now?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A Prickly Pair

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

A mad scientist.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"OK, who's the joker?"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Say it with cacti

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

Concert pianist.

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Free Hugs

Balloons tied to a moustache.

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher