Pricing Pundits Pillows

Beef Stew.

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Skeptic Tank.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Final Merger'

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

World Health Organization

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

Dadonomics

Before the Fall

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."