Pricing Pundits Prints

Beef Stew.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Skeptic Tank.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'The Final Merger'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

World Health Organization

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."