Pricing Magician Gifts

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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Time Is Money

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Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

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Smiling businessman with rising profits

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Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

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Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

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