Price Predictor Pillows

'See I told you gas prices were going to fall,'

Spin for Oil.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Business is off the chart.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I love your optimism."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."