Price Predictor Mugs

'See I told you gas prices were going to fall,'

Spin for Oil.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Business is off the chart.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"I love your optimism."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Beef Stew.