Price Pondering T-Shirts

Addiction: high gas prices.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Bumper Limos

Less is more.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

Gas Prices

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

Perhaps we should sell ours?

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.'

Every man is innocent until proven broke.

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

Brexit: May and Boris

Dairyman with frozen pump

'Is this your profit?'