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Addiction: high gas prices.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

Less is more.

Bumper Limos

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

Gas Prices

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

God Bless America/Godless America

Perhaps we should sell ours?

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

Every man is innocent until proven broke.

'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.'

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

Brexit: May and Boris