Price-conscious Planners Pillows

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Sale.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Crisis Buzz.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Cat Day Planner.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Avocado Prices

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

January Sales

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

'You can rest assured that our 'diet conscience' fund invests only in low-fat, low cholesterol food companies.'

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

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'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'