Price Checker Extraordinaire Gifts

"Would you like to see the markup?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

The Price of Nothing

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'What a bargain!'

Chicago School of Home Economics

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Gas prices up.

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"Man, it seems I'm always working and I still don't have enough money for the things I want!"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"We need to reduce our overheads."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

Garage sale.

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

Toys. Dolls. $28.95. Sir, you sell these baby dolls for $28.95?! Who knew having a kid could be so expensive!

Art attack.

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."