Price Checker Extraordinaire Mugs

"Would you like to see the markup?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

'What a bargain!'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Short Memories

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

Gas prices up.

Chicago School of Home Economics

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Garage sale.

"We need to reduce our overheads."

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

Art attack.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."