Price Checkers Mugs

ATM.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

'What a bargain!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

Moanathon.

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"We need to reduce our overheads."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Art attack.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Gas price rollercoaster.

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'