Price Checkers Mugs

ATM.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Would you like to see the markup?"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Bureau of Inflation.

The Price of Nothing

'What a bargain!'

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Moanathon.

'Don't give up the day job...'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We need to reduce our overheads."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Gas price rollercoaster.

Art attack.

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."