Price Check Pro Pillows

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

The Price of Nothing

Bureau of Inflation.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'What a bargain!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Moanathon.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas prices up.

Chicago School of Home Economics

'Don't give up the day job...'

"We need to reduce our overheads."

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

Art attack.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'