Pretentious Book Collector Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the pretentious book collector? Our collection features witty, charming items that celebrate their love for rare editions and classic literature. Whether it's for a birthday, special occasion, or just because, these gifts add a literary flair and a dash of humor to their collection. Crafted to appeal to the sophisticated reader and the proud bibliophile, our products will delight any book lover who appreciates the finer (and funnier) details of reading.

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"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?" mockup

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself. mockup

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"Meet The Author"

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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch." mockup

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

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"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales. mockup

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes. mockup

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.' mockup

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published." mockup

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

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'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door. mockup

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book. mockup

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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Rare Books

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Characters jumping out of a book. mockup

Characters jumping out of a book.

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Great British Eccentrics.

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Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge mockup

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

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Do it yourself books.

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The Shrinking Dollar.

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Multi-Generational Books

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"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!" mockup

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

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'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase' mockup

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

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"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning." mockup

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

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Sock Puppet in Literature

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made' mockup

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

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You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game! mockup

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

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Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You. mockup

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

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Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

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Sue the Author 3PM

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Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten mockup

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

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At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

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Pretentious Book Collector Gifts Collection

Pretentious Book Collector Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for the pretentious book collector, featuring witty quotes and charming illustrations to start their day with a laugh.

Pretentious Book Collector Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to accentuate their reading space, with witty, bookish designs that appeal to the proud bibliophile.

Pretentious Book Collector Prints

Bring a literary touch to their home or office with our humorous and stylish prints, celebrating the humor and sophistication of the serious book collector.

Pretentious Book Collector T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt collection, where literary wit meets style—ideal for the pretentious book lover who wants to showcase their passions.