"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"
Pretentious Book Collector Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the pretentious book collector? Our collection features witty, charming items that celebrate their love for rare editions and classic literature. Whether it's for a birthday, special occasion, or just because, these gifts add a literary flair and a dash of humor to their collection. Crafted to appeal to the sophisticated reader and the proud bibliophile, our products will delight any book lover who appreciates the finer (and funnier) details of reading.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
Rare Books
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Characters jumping out of a book.
Great British Eccentrics.
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
Multi-Generational Books
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
Sue the Author 3PM
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
Do it yourself books.
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
The Shrinking Dollar.
Sock Puppet in Literature
Pretentious Book Collector Gifts Collection
Pretentious Book Collector Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for the pretentious book collector, featuring witty quotes and charming illustrations to start their day with a laugh.
Pretentious Book Collector Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to accentuate their reading space, with witty, bookish designs that appeal to the proud bibliophile.
Pretentious Book Collector Prints
Bring a literary touch to their home or office with our humorous and stylish prints, celebrating the humor and sophistication of the serious book collector.
Pretentious Book Collector T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt collection, where literary wit meets style—ideal for the pretentious book lover who wants to showcase their passions.