Pretend Practitioner Gifts

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"He likes it."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Little doctor.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Imagination

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Junior Doctor.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

Playing Doctors.