Pretend Professional Gifts

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"He likes it."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Imagination

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"I tested very high in playing."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

That kid's all business.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor