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"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I will answer anything but questions."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

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Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Censorship is killing free society.

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

The Daily Me

Newspaper

Dollars Press Conference

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

power of press

Lady mimics The Scream.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."