Press Statement Enthusiast Prints

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I will answer anything but questions."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Hairstyles

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

Newspaper

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Dollars Press Conference

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

power of press

Lady mimics The Scream.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"