Press Liberator Pillows

World Press Freedom Day

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

School holidays

"The enemy of the people!"

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Freedom

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

"I'll check your circulation."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Internal Prisons

Sigmund Freud.

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Journalist murder.

'I agree with the government.'

News crews fight for coverage

Censorship and Apple Daily

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too...

"I think the dog wants out"

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

Trump's Other Wall

Endangered Journalists

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.

Say -- To Censorship

"If I'm being honest, I really feel I've been unfairly labelled!"

'I never believed I'd remarry, either, but I just couldn't figure out that damned washing machine.'