Note Liberator Pillows

"Feel free to take notes."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

New music conference

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Musical Web

Jason and the Aga notes,

School holidays

Freedom

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Musical Bicycle.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Musician

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Internal Prisons

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"We start on #F."

Musical arrows.

Music Piracy

Flautist

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Trumpet

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'