Note Burner Pillows

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

My other cello is a Stradivari

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Musical Web

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Sushi Train Spotters

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Musical Bicycle.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'You got sticky notes.'