Presidential History Nerd Pillows

Theodore Roosevelt

"On second thought, let's skip the play."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Critcism

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

More Pardons

Surge Plans.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

The Election Strategy

The Art of the Possible

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Jeff Sessions

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

India kicks out Uncle Sam.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Hang in there, Boys! Our dear leader will be here soon to pardon us..."

USA-China, trade war.

Ronald Reagan

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"