Presidential History Nerd Gifts

Theodore Roosevelt

"On second thought, let's skip the play."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Harry S. Truman

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Split Decision

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

More Pardons

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Critcism

Surge Plans.

Jane Austen Powers

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

The Art of the Possible

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

The Election Strategy

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Jeff Sessions

India kicks out Uncle Sam.

USA-China, trade war.

The Thing That Won't Leave

"Hang in there, Boys! Our dear leader will be here soon to pardon us..."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"