Presidential Debate Season Gifts

Hillary Clinton

'Wait...there's going to be somebody in that chair??'

"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

SAGE mentality

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Pickle

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'...and on that you have my word.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

Obama: Problems causing instability.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Voter impatience.