Presidential Debate Season Pillows

Hillary Clinton

'Wait...there's going to be somebody in that chair??'

"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

An informed voter is a good voter

SAGE mentality

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

Voter impatience.

Obama: Problems causing instability.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'