Political Debate Season Pillows

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

Election Debate: It's OK to laugh.

Trump Tweets

"You're fired."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

An informed voter is a good voter

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

Bigot Spigot

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'