Political Debate Season Gifts

Safety is no Accident

'The solution is to continue doing what isn't working!'

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

Election Debate: It's OK to laugh.

Trump Tweets

"You're fired."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

An informed voter is a good voter

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

SAGE mentality

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Trump Mask

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Bigot Spigot

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Pickle

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Who's the Rogue State?

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."