Presidential Collector T-Shirts

Barack Obama.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Sometimes Y Turn

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Caution signs.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Distance to horizon varies.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Try his land line.'