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I love Geography.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

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Official Team Cap With Beard

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I wonder what this was for."