Cardinal Collector T-Shirts

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make a lot of money."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Thank you bubbles

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The ten ammendments

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark