Cardinal Collector Mugs

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make a lot of money."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Jazz is Invented

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Thank you bubbles

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The ten ammendments

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Card shark

Queen.