Presents Gifts

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"It's from your Aunt Arctica. And if you like that gift, just wait... that's only the tip of the iceberg!"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Any questions?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Lethal Presentation

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!