Playful Present Giver Gifts

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Christmas Presents.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

WC problem.

Shop for cats

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'They think I can walk on water.'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Masky Christmas!

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'