Playful Present Giver Gifts

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Christmas Presents.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

Shop for cats

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

WC problem.

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Sure - They're still chocolates. It's just that the liver-shaped box was cheaper than the heart-shaped one.'

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'