'We need to stop collecting both our prescriptions on the same day.'
Prescription Pun Lover Gifts
Whether they enjoy pharmacy humor or punny wordplay, our collection celebrates prescription pun lovers with fun, clever products that blend wit and creativity. From mugs to t-shirts, find a gift that captures their comedic spirit and love for puns. Surprise your favorite joke-teller or pun enthusiast with a unique gift that will make them smile and showcase their playful personality.
"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."
"I can't tell if the doctor wrote 'Furanotrin' or 'Forunonil' or 'Fernobil', so I'm giving you a little of each."
"Here it reads that the medication the doctor prescribed to you might have some side effects..."
"Yeah, three loops with a line through them. What drug is that?"
"It doesn't come with any cap at all. You're to take one every two minutes."
Push In And Turn
"You're in luck. I just changed religions and am no longer opposed to filling this one."
"Staff support"
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Copycats
Zombie standup
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"He's having a hard time finding work."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
Prescription Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Prescription Pun Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of witty prescription pun mugs and brighten the day of your favorite humorist or medicine enthusiast.
Prescription Pun Lover Pillows
Give their space a humorous touch with our prescription pun pillows—comfortable, funny, and perfectly suited for any pun lover.
Prescription Pun Lover Prints
Bring humor home or to the office with our prescription pun prints—witty designs that celebrate clever wordplay and creative humor.
Prescription Pun Lover T-Shirts
Find the perfect prescription pun t-shirt to showcase their love for clever wordplay and bring a smile to their face every time they wear it.