Prescription Parody Lover Gifts

"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Planet of the puppies"

State of the Union

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Fearless Frog Part 10

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

The Family Joules: Part 14

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 5

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"See? No socialists."