Prescription Pun Devotees Gifts

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

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'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

"If the medication we're giving you has side effects then we have some pills that may help."

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'