Prepper Aspirant Gifts

Climate Change Contingency House

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

'I don't usually deal with headhunters on jobs that pay $21,500.'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

'It's not the peasants, majesty! They're college grads seeking career work.'

Toilet paper rush

End of Times

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"I've looked at all the options and there's no pension plan we can afford that will look after us in old age. . ."

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

Survivalists' supplies: The customer's always right wing.