Prenatal Humor Lover Pillows

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Six down, three to go!!"

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

Pregnant vs. Old.

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

'Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy.' 'Oh no. He's gone again!'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

101 Placenta Recipes

"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'"

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

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