Prehistory Passion Pillows

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'