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'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Used wheels

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'